Dear Kourtney, Kim and Khloe….
“What are you famous for again?”
Seriously, your Dad was OJ’s lawyer. Your mom married Bruce Jenner, the former Olympian. Those two I know. What about you guys?
Hmmm….rich, spoiled children seeking publicity. What can we do? Hmmmm, snooze inducing s.e.x tape (yeah I saw it and it was boring as hell..what?) Hook up with athletes? Get pregnant for shiftless other rich kids? Get married after knowing someone for four weeks just in time for our show’s premiere?*sigh*
Despite all of these shenanigans, I have done my best to ignore all of you. I pass the tabloids quickly whenever I see any of you on the cover. I pray that Reggie Bush will come to his senses. You know, the usual things you do with a pesky fly….shoo them away and hope they will eventually move on or get swatted down.
However, when I open a respectable magazine and have to see THIS first thing in the morning before I even drink my coffee:
Now you three have gone too damned far. WHAT THE FUDGE is this? The pregnant, unwed mother is posing in her nightie because….???? I can’t. I really can’t. This is a clear cut case of struggling for relevancy and DTM (doing too much).
If I find out any of you are watching this monstrosity, so help me, I will get in my car and do a drive by. If you watch it, you got some ‘splaining to do.