Last night, we were laying in bed and I asked Mr. 1969 what was the worst spanking he ever got.
Mr 1969: One time when I was six, I had just learned how to light matches. I was playing on my mom’s bed while she was downstairs cooking dinner. She had a book of matches on the dresser and I started lighting them. One started burning really fast and I panicked and dropped it on her bed. The bed was on fire.
Me: WHAT? What did you do?
Mr 1969: She had this big bottle of Jean Nate so I grabbed the cover (it was kind of round) and I turned it upside down and filled it with water and threw it on the bed. I must have made about three or four trips but I put the fire out.
Me: Wow. Did you go tell her what happened?
Mr 1969: Hell no.
Me: What did you do then?
Mr 1969: I made the bed.
Me: *blank stare* You made the bed? I bet you folded down the comforter and everything.
Mr 1969: Sure did. It was tight.
Me: I see where Tali 2 gets it. Hmph.
Mr 1969: WHAT?
Me: Yup, I would have whooped your azz.
I CAN’T BREATHE!!!!!! bwaaahahaaaa
OMG!!! What the …. Well,when did Mr. 1969 get the worst spanking ever? What did his mom say when she discovered the burned bed?
She discovered the wet, smoky, burnt bed as soon as she went to bed that night. She sweetly called him to her room and promptly beat his behind. LOL
I would have beaten the brakes off his butt.
Tee hee hee! I can’t stop snickering!!
bwahahahaha.
My friends in highschool tried to put out a grease fire with water and darn near burned down her mother’s brand new remodeled kitchen! House full of friends that were not supposed to be there, and 16 year olds making french fries with a ton of oil…….no good could have ever come of that
At least Mr. 1969 didn’t use the alcohol based Jean Nate. He would have started an inferno!!!! LOL
That’s exactly what I was thinking!@ at least, lmao!!!
I’m dying laughing. Who sets a bed on fire? And then makes it back up?
My husband.
haha! sounds like him!