I pulled up to get gas before driving to go meet my friend to see Harry Potter (and yes, I saw it without kids…GEEKS UNITE!) As I was filling the tank, a young man about 19 or so comes up to me and asks me for change to catch the bus. Now I live right near a University so I felt bad for the kid. He was well dressed and looked harmless so I gave him a dollar.
Instead of walking away, he then said “Do you have a boyfriend?”
“Uh, no but I do have a husband.”
The older gentleman filling his truck up next to me bust out laughing. Then he said
“Boy, if she needed a boyfriend, do you think she would want one that had to borrow money from her for the damn bus. You better go sit down somewhere son!”
As the boy walked away, the old man shaked his head and laughed. “These young boys need a good azz whooping.”
I laughed all the way to Harry Potter!