Dearest Kimmy:
I want you to know that despite my husband’s undying love for you, I bear you no ill will. Having not been blessed with anything near the posterior that you possess, I allow him to dream.
I can even overlook your over saturation in the media. Magazines, tv shows, red carpets. Although I know not what it is you do exactly, I do respect your hustle and ability to have come out of Paris Hilton’s shadow, only to overtake her celebrity status.
I can even forgive you for dating Reggie Bush. Reggie Bush…*sigh*
Okay, maybe I was hating on you for your good fortune. Lucky beyotch.
I can even overlook your insipid reality show. I actually watched a recent episode one Sunday afternoon. You had a nude photoshoot with a major magazine. Then when they aired your nude photo, you cried your eyes out saying they “promised” to cover you up when it was published. *crickets*
I was willing to overlook these things. You are a beautiful girl with a killer body. Your fashion sense has improved dramatically. You have managed to exhibit some business savvy and built an empire for yourself afterall.
However, I have since had to part ways with you altogether. Even Mr. 1969 says he is done with lusting after your ample assets. Why?
Because when his purple royal highness pulls you up on stage in MY hometown and asks you to dance……you dance dammit.
Ain’t nobody too cute to dance with Prince. Heffa. Should have known you had no rhythm after that boring video with Ray J.
Dumb azz turning down the Purple One. Humph!
He should’ve *pushed* her off, lol. I can’t believe that heffa!!! It’s PRINCE!!!
Her stiff azz didn’t do much on “DWTS”.
ROFL! She played herself! I would have LOVED to be at that concert!
You are preaching!!!
“Because when his purple royal highness pulls you up on stage in MY hometown and asks you to dance……you dance dammit.”
YES LAWD!!!!!! *doing the church shout and dance* I mean COME ON!!!!!! PRINCE!!! It’s PRINCE! Sigh.
I was gonna say you expected her to have rhythm after that wack tape with Ray J. She’s the worse….
*I’d still hit it though*
And ummm yo, who is the last women he brought on stage? You see her thighs?!?!?! Good googly moogly.
LMAO@ “I’d still hit it though”
“welcome to America!” bwhahahahaha
LMAO dats right Sixty!! tell her! SMH hell 2 step off beat.. it’s PRINCE!!!
For real. What is wrong with that chile? I wish Prince would ask me to dance … shoooooooooot!
YOU DANCE DAMMIT!
Man, I woulda danced my tail off with His Royal Purple Badness! Foolish woman!
Hey her choice, I ain’t mad at her. Maybe she recognized that even with that massive centauresque ass of hers that she was no match for the little purple dude?
We could all stand to recognize our limitations.
I still plan on lusting after her ample parts. She’s a pretty woman with some ample chesticles and she’s gotta be descended from centaurs somewhere back in her family tree.
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