I spent the weekend at the Gaylord Hotel and Conference Center with 3,000 of my sorority sisters. It was insane. I did get to spend time with Mia B and I got to meet one of my regular readers, Donna B (who is fabulous by the way!).
A few takeaways from my weekend:
1. I am too old to go to bed two nights in a row after 3am.
2. I am too old to dance two nights in a row after 3am in four inch stilettos.
3. Mr. 1969 is not allowed to stay home alone anymore after he texted me a picture around 3pm on Saturday of him and 25 of his frat brothers hanging out in my living room watching the NCAA Tournament.
4. Did I mention that he sent my two children to the movies with his Aunt Gerri who is 72 years old during his party? *sigh*
5. Did I also mention that he decided to fry chicken for his boys using a fry daddy AND a frying pan and what my kitchen looked like when I came home yesterday? Can you say grease and flour?
OMG!..LOL
My Dad makes the best fried fish on the planet. But oh my…the kitchen afterwards.YIKES!! The grease is on the ceiling! So in Mr. 1969′s defense…..uhhhhh the chicken was probably good? Uhhh he didn’t burn down the house? Your kids are still in one piece?
Does any of those help a brother out?
Nope.
What is it with men and grease? I love Michael dearly and I love when he cooks. But if grease is involved, I may as well pull out the Mr. Clean, the yellow gloves, the mop and the bucket! Grease is everywhere!
I am cracking up at 3 and 4!!! Lawd!
Poor Aunt Gerri….
Yard bird! LOL
And 4-inch stilettos?? What would my boys at the Dunkin Donuts say about that?!?!
I was cute but my feet are still killing me. That’s what I get for trying to outdo Beyonce and ‘nem dancing to “My Chick Bad” and “Make you say Ahhhhhhh”. Then I decided to teach those youngsters how to partywalk. *sigh*
Uh…why did your Frat decide to show the Kappas up at the Kappa party? Some things never change! LOL
Was this at the NARC? If so, you KNOW the Bruhs are going to show up wherever ya’ll are, even if it’s a party put on by some other organization. No way in hell Bruhs are staying away when there are 3000 of ya’ll to be found! LOL
Yup, it was at the NARC. The Kappas threw a party that had more Ques than Kappas. LMAO! They were salty as hell.
I see nothing wrong with anything you posted but it is now clear why wifey and I couldn’t get reservations at McCormicks! It was the pink and green invasion…….
We were everywhere!
I can’t believe Aunt Gerri went out like that….
My friend’s mother in law was there and celebrated her 50th year. She said she had such a wonderful time!
Awww…congrats to her on her Golden year!
Bummed I missed you.
It’s okay! We will see each other soon I’m sure.
It was good seeing you too!!!! How about we decided to party walk at the Kappa party too!?!?! I don’t know what possessed me to party walk in stilettos and a pretty dress!!!! Neva EVA EVA EVA again!!!!! LOL!!!
Exactly. I am TOO OLD.
I went to DC last weekend to stay with my Dad while my mom celebrated her Silver Anniversary. Glad to hear it was a good time.
Oh my goodness, I’m dying laughing reading this!
So glad you had a great time and good grief, the frying is out of control here, too. I feel like I need to wipe down my walls!
LOL!!!! Get your kick it on Sister Soror..LOL!!!
I know you made him clean that kitchen right?? LMAO!!!