What? The High fructose corn syrup wasn’t doing it’s job? How is this better?
2) The overwhelming popularity of Snooki….
*sigh* why won’t MTV/VH1/BET let my tv be great?
3) How a team can have both Reggie Bush AND Darren Sharper.
That makes no damn sense. No wonder the Saints games are selling out.
4) How the JETS keep winning?
Now I am not a Jet fan but hey, I gotta root for the home team. Besides….Mark Sanchez is nothing to sneeze at either.
5) Why Suri is still not wearing a coat?!?
Rule of thumb….if you’re cold enough to put on a jacket….your child might need a damn jacket too.
6) How the “muslim” Wu-Tangs can still have Christmas decorations on their lawn including a miniature whyte baby Jesus that lights up??????????? WHAT THE FUDGE?