That 90 degrees is simply too damned hot to have a wig or a weave on your head. I know you might look cute but that ish is HOT. The sweat pouring down your face while you jog in the morning wearing a full on wig AND a baseball cap in hot azz weather is not cute at all. *blank stare*
That everything is not for everybody. Those latex shiny leggings are not for everybody. Unless your bootie and legs are on point……JUST SAY NO. (And past a certain age, you need to just not buy them…PERIOD)
That no one better not (yes, I am aware of the double negative) call my house with any foolishness tonight during the 100th episode of LOST.
That your kid is not “spirited”…..he’s BAD. He needs his azz whooped. You know how I know? I have two of them.
That just because I say my hours are 8am to 6pm doesn’t mean you can just show up unscheduled for a tour of the hotel at 5:45pm. Rude azz.
That saying all Asian people look the same at an office meeting with Hotel leadership is career suicide….*Blink*
That I take my Wolverine obsession seriously…..Tali 1 and I already have our tickets for Saturday afternoon…pictures to follow.
That it is never okay to have a loud azz argument with your man Raekwon on the train on your cellphone. (On a side note….you are dead azz wrong Raekwon…..you should have called her when you were supposed to so she could have gotten a ride home. Hmpmh.)
That I am a Maxwell stalker. I will not even entertain a discussion with anyone about him being 1) wack 2) crazy looking 3) a hot mess 4) gay, etc….. This is my blog and it’s not about you. LOL. I love his music….Period. Your hate is not swaying me over to share your opinion in the least. Do I come to your blog and tell you who to like? Did I ask…what is your opinion on Maxwell, please share it with me? What type of person would know that someone loves something and still feel the need to just delight in telling that person how much they hate it or think it sucks? Hmmm…..any guesses? Correct, a hater. You can all take your unsolicited Maxwell hate and miss me with that people. (Other than that, I love you all 
1st time out of lurk mode – had to respond to this one. Loving “not spirited..he’s bad” Amen to that (side eye to certain relatives). You’re on point as usual. Smooches
Damali…welcome to commenting! Stop by anytime. And yes….these adjectives kill me “spirited” “rambunctious” etc….no, your kid is a bad azz. LMAO!!!
Wow…you tell ‘em! There will be other adjectives to describe those “spirited” kids if they don’t get them in check. It’s called “convict”!
“Spirited” and “Strong-willed” work my nerves.
A wig AND a baseball cap? “BLINK”
The Asian comment… wow. What were they thinking? SMDH
Erica …she was on the track, hot as hell. Who wears a wig in 90 degree weather and a hat to work out???
Everything is definitely NOT for everybody. Why don’t people KNOW this?!?
I love Maxwell. I could listen to him sing this woman’s work over and over and over and over. I think you get my point.
Miz JJ….you and me girl…
I had to comment on the spirited kids–since you know about kids is this bad or spirited (I preface this with I think it is bad as hell): getting the scissors and cutting up your mattress? Also playing Picasso and drawing on someone’s couch (microfiber) and two walls in the house?
Uh…that is BAD. LOL
LMAO @ Raekwon!!!!
hahahaha…I’ll be that I’ll be thaaaaaat…lmaof…Uuuum hestilllookdazedandconfused…
Crazy azz. LOL
I thought so as well but I am childless and other people had different opinions. I just know if I had done it I would still be recovering from the beatdown.
Also coming out of lurkdom….you crack me up. One of my pet peeves is people having a loud ass conversation on the train, and early in the morning (like 5am)
So umm…yeah akeem “why the f*** was you with shamieka yesterday?” “that why you ain’t never answer my phonecalls”
You know michelle? Ronda’s cousin? yeah…well blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
This ish kills me everytime.
Girl, I love your blog…you are great.
Thanks for de-lurking! For real though….some of the calls are straight crazy. Who needs to hear all of that on a train?
I saw a “spirited” kid today, smh. Little kid needed to be checked!! Last month, a sales lady tried to talk me into buying those shiny leggins, I kindly told her i am almost 41, too old for that, lol!
The Asian comment, smh!!! WHY!!!!!!??????
Go on ahead and like/love you some Maxwell!!!
Hey now, my kids ARE spirited…and rambunctious…and strong-willed…okay who am I kidding? They’re some little hellions sometimes.
I’m hot outside with just my own hair and a hat. I can’t imagine having a wig/weave too.
Why is it that the people with the body to pull off the leggings rarely wear them but 350 lb Sharalaquesha will wear them proudly.
I don’t know WHO thought to talk crazy to you about Maxwell.. in the words of Bey.. THEY MUST NOT KNOW BOUT YOU..
the rest. I AM LMAO
how about anybody OVER 21 should not shop in Fo.re.ver 21 great
Um…is there ever a reason to jog while wearing a wig?
I want to hire a squad of grandmothers to drive around beating bad kids. Drive by discipline.
I don’t understand the super serious phone calls early in the AM either. That used to irk my SOUL when I rode the El to work. Do we all need to know that your baby daddy had another baby while you were pregnant by him (true story)…at 8am???
With those shiny leggings…lets say your booty & thighs are on point…something tells me you still shouldn’t wear them @ 2pm on a Wednesday. Seems like ‘evening wear’ to me LOL.
When will people learn about my LOST addiction and leave me da hell alone during such…when will they learn.
LOST was sooooo good last night. And why did Mama 1969 call me three times during the show to discuss american Idol. WHY?!?!?!?
I don’t care who goes home as long as it isn’t Danny Gokey. I heart Danny Gokey.
Dammit I’m fighting you for this! “(On a side note….you are dead azz wrong Raekwon…..you should have called her when you were supposed to so she could have gotten a ride home. Hmpmh.)”
Saw a “spirited” kid in the laundromat today, smh! screaming and hollering!!
First, I love, love, love “This Woman’s Work”…. It is maybe my most FAV song of all time…period. HOw whacked that they did NOT include this in the soundtrack CD of Love and Basketball? Hmphhh!
Second….Who could NOT love Maxwell and enjoy this blog? That person (or those people) are seriously unbalanced. Seriously.Unbalanced.Seriously!
Third….I don’t think I’ve laughed so hard over anything, as I laughed over the Raekwon incident. Girl, did you ask her how to spell that? LOL!!!!!!!!!
Leah…I am from Brooklyn…I can spell Raekwon about three different ways. LOL
You crack me up!
Gave you a little shout out on my blog re: your love of Maxwell the other day.