Last night was our annual Holiday Party. Depite everything going on, I am still open to eating free food and having free cocktails. Besides, as I told you last year, the best part about the Hotel Party is seeing what everyone will wear.
Certain departments wear uniforms everyday, so when they have an opportunity to dress up? They go ALLLLLL out. Some fare better than others. *sigh*
Every single year, there are always a few standout, truly memorable ensembles. This year may have produced the best ever!
*DRUMROLL*
Last night’s top three.
Number Three: LADYBUG
It takes skill to coordinate your hair to your sweater!
NUMBER TWO: Best Dressed Couple
COORDINATE. My boy had on the matching snow white Fedora. WHAT?!?!? And his lovely lady had the zebra on lock. However, I would be remiss if I didn’t show the front of her fabulous ensemble.
Don’t hate bytches.
NUMBER ONE: To say I was speechless? UNDERSTATEMENT
Yeah. I stopped drinking when she took her coat off. Nothing says Feliz Navidad like showing your bosses your naughty bits.
Yeah, I know….your Holiday Party pales in comparison.
Enjoy the weekend!
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Damn, y’all do it up… PHILLY STYLE! That last picture was the Pièce de résistance!
Erica B. You should have seen that one in person. There are no words.
you lie! oh my god hilarious!
Are you serious? I thought I saw it all with Zebrahead, but then came homegirl doing it up Puerto Rican Patty style!! I cannot believe it. All that at an office/company holiday party? Be still my heart.
You ought to be ashamed of yourself for doing ALL this photoshopping because I KNOW that didn’t go down.
Melonie….you need me tosend you the actual flicks? Cause I will. LOL
What’s hilarious is that I was trying to take pictures discreetly. So in most of these you see my normally dressed friends next to these folks acing like they’re posing. LMAO!
Understandably, I had to crop out faces. They should thank me. Really.
LOL. Philly goes hard. You know that Zebras making a comeback!
Ummm, EricaB took the words right out of my mouth. That last outfit is ri-DAMN-diculous. Just like at the prom, she should have been banned at the door.
sixty, tears of laughter are running down my face! Wasn’t ole girl COLD???? And you come out like there, clearly you want anyone from the paps on down to take your pic.
What kinda skank hoes does your hotel employ?!? Good gawd!
I have had the most dramatic day in recent history and to see this — OMG I can’t stop laughing and now I am crying and can’t breathe.
THANK YOU and people should be grateful those pics don’t have faces so they don’t end up on Me.dia Ta.keou.t or some tacky clothes e-mail fwd thing.
Babs…they are so sweet though. And you know what? Three out of 500 is not so bad. I swear everyone else was pretty normal. LOL
Wow!!! I’ve been trying to think of something positive to say . . . umm, at least these women are comfortable in their own skin. I’m so proud of me. : D
Are you sure Naughty Bits wasn’t the Red Suit Wonder in all her glory? Okay, I’ll stop now.
OK .. Now being from Philly the first two pictures did not shock me. All throughout high school and almost 10 years later I still like to coordinate, but of course to a certain extent.
(*No longer rocking colored hair and the DC metro area doesn’t take coordination to the extent that Philly does*)
However, that last pic makes me think she has a 2nd night job f you know what I mean. Happy holidays!!
WOW!
I love your company party. Every year it provides pure comedy!!!!!
LMAO @ Ladybug..BWWWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
But I think I finally found a xmas gift for wifey…..Outfit #3…….
It was collldddddd last night in Philly, how in da heck these ladies showing the cleavages??!! But i must say if you have the body to pull off number three, more power to ya! Thats why im going to the gym now!! LOL!!!
For the love of all that is holy…my eyes, my eyes. I have been rendered blind. I have no words.
WOW.
My mouth is simply OPEN at that madness…. I can’t close it. I woulda had to pull the #1 Stunna aside and tell her about that mess! …… no but for real….. she will be cleaning toilets FOR.EVER.
Fear of the unknown is the reason I have never been to the staff holiday party. Some folks scare me with their daily attire, I would hate to see them dressed up.
Thank God we have our parties during working hours! LOL
They looking for you azz rat.now!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!! I can’t!
Thank God they have to wear uniforms at work. If this is any indication, the uniform policy should be strictly enforced. Strictly.
North Philly standup….lol……my word….you sure you don’t work in Baltimore?
My goodness gracious!!! Simply delightful, in a fun way, of course!
Ummmmmmm…WOW!!!!
WOW…..I’m speechless.
Cannot!!
YES I NEEDED THIS LAUGH.. TAKING MY ARSE OVER TO THE SCHOOL NOW TO PACK UP THESE CARE PACKAGES.. OMG.. HAHAHAAAAA
Just wow! With three pictures, you all in Philly have managed to make the one dude that shows up for our Christmas party pimp-ed out look meek an mild. And he is no joke – hat, suit, shoes – I mean gators, handkerchief – he goes all out. Y’all win!!!
Maybe next year I’ll rock the hair/outfit ensemble . . .
Damn…I’m speechless.
They are working those outfits. Shoot, do your thang, that’s what I say. LOL!!
Shame on all yall laughing at these folks when you KNOW this took planning!
“Babe..you know what wuh look goood wit muh zebra shoes?” LMAOOOO!
Ahem. Carry on.
I’m appalled! At the office holiday party???!!! What in the world! Still laughing, though! LOL!
No way….
I cannot believe someone rocked that last outfit to the work xmas party!!
You couldn’t even get away with that back home, and it’s in the 80′s and 90′s there…
And wait – is the bottom of that a catsuit??!!
Still in shock…
Daaaaang, all I got from my holiday party was a candy bar and the knowledge that folks drink too much.
lol
well i do like the zebra shoes….but to match it?????
hehe
I do want the actual flicks for some real ROFLcopters
I did like the zebra shoes actually! LOL!!
As for chick wearing the monokini, she just committed a CLM!!!
(career limiting move)
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