Mr. 1969 summoned everyone upstairs yesterday afternoon at approximately 3:58pm.
The scene: The Tali’s room. Water splashed all over the floor.
It seems that Sunny the fish died from apparent tainting of his fish tank and suffocation. Upon further examination of the fish bowl contents, one rubber eraser and half a box of kleenex were exhumed with the body.
TALI 1. The suspect has several aliases. “Cupcake Smasher” “the Hulk” “Fish Killer”
Upon questioning, the suspect broke down and repeatedly said “I SOWWWY. YOU NOT OPPOSED TO TOUCH A FISH!”
The suspect was accosted at the crime scene by the fish’s next of kin
Next of kin confronted the suspect stating “You murdered Sunny. WHY TALI? WHY? Why did you hurt the fish? He was my best friend. YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO KILL STUFF.”
Suspect responded: ”I SOWWWY. YOU NOT OPPOSED TO TOUCH A FISH!”
Memoral Services were conducted for Sunny the Fish who had a water burial. He is survived by his Mommy, 1969, his Daddy Mr. 1969, his big brother Tali 1 and the Fish Killer, Tali 2.
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