Mr. 1969 summoned everyone upstairs yesterday afternoon at approximately 3:58pm.
The scene: The Tali’s room. Water splashed all over the floor.
Exhibit A:
Exhibit B:
It seems that Sunny the fish died from apparent tainting of his fish tank and suffocation. Upon further examination of the fish bowl contents, one rubber eraser and half a box of kleenex were exhumed with the body.
The Suspect:
TALI 1. The suspect has several aliases. “Cupcake Smasher” “the Hulk” “Fish Killer”
Upon questioning, the suspect broke down and repeatedly said “I SOWWWY. YOU NOT OPPOSED TO TOUCH A FISH!”
The suspect was accosted at the crime scene by the fish’s next of kin
Next of kin confronted the suspect stating “You murdered Sunny. WHY TALI? WHY? Why did you hurt the fish? He was my best friend. YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO KILL STUFF.”
Suspect responded: ”I SOWWWY. YOU NOT OPPOSED TO TOUCH A FISH!”
Memoral Services were conducted for Sunny the Fish who had a water burial. He is survived by his Mommy, 1969, his Daddy Mr. 1969, his big brother Tali 1 and the Fish Killer, Tali 2.
We ask that all condolences be forwarded to http://nineteen69.wordpress.com
LOLOLOL! That is so cute!
Please send the boy to Atlanta so he can serve his time. I shall punish him with trips to the aquarium.
I’m representing Tali 2 and need to confer with my client immediately. I need to know that the crime scene has been preserved and an autopsy on the victim has been ordered.
My client is innocent until proven guilty. As he repeatedly stated, “You not opposed to touch the fish.” This proves he might NOT have touched the fish.
I rest my case.
Poor out a little liquor for Sunny! So many tears
I don’t know whether to LOL or feel sorry for the kids, I mean LOOK at their faces!
And to think this is just the beginning! LOL
RIP Sunny
Uh SIP…your client was found in a wet t-shirt, with wet hands, wet kleenex stuck to his shoes at the crime scene. All other suspects were accounted for. It doesn’t look good. You may want to explore the insanity plea.
R.I.P. Sunny
The tragedy of it all, Sunny floating lifelessly, suspect the tears, the victim’s best friend – just heartbreaking. SIP your case is weak CSI Aquatic has already been there – its over.
Are you saying that evidence could not have been PLANTED?????? I’m sorry dear madam but I do NOT have as much faith in the police as you seem to. I’m saying that Tali 2 could have been SET UP! And I intend to get to the BOTTOM of this.
My client is not to speak to ANYONE else regarding without his counsel present. And yes…he gets his one phone call.
One day they are going to laugh when they look back especially with the pictures.
Dare I ask if they are getting a replacement?
1976remixed:
He woke up this morning and asked me if he could have another fish….*crickets* Uh…..no. We’ll wait until you can go without killing the fish in seven days.
How could I forget the irony of it all….it was a SPONGEBOB eraser. LMAO
Perhaps Spongebob was jealous…Sonny didn’t have pants yet he was popular.
I never did trust Spongebob.
AHA! Do I smell an overlooked SUSPECT??????????? Could SPONGEBOB be the killer?
I’m with Tali…it was an accident. He gave him the SPONGEBOB eraser to play with…see he was smart enough to use a spongebob eraser. And he thought the tissue would save the fish some kinda way. It definitely wasn’t a malicious killing. Can’t we downgrade to a manslaughter charge?
http://www.monicamingo.com/
His lawyer is mounting a case. LMAO
We are launching a 2nd investigation due to the next of kin’s statement
“You’re ALWAYS killing stuff.”
Open cold case docket no 454…..
Official Statement Made to the Media:
Good people of Internet Land, I was framed. I was at home in my pineapple in Bikini Bottom minding my own business when a large hand snatched me up and threw me into a strange fishbowl.
I have never met Sunny the goldfish in my life. I don’t even associate with Goldfish. They do not swim at the bottom of the sea.
My attorney, Patrick Star will see to it that we have our day in court.”
WE WILL NOT STAND BY AS ANOTHER OF OUR YOUFS ARE PERSECUTED! PROSECUTED! AND DESTITCUTED FROM JUSTICE! PROSCIUTTO FOR EVERYONE! FREE TALI 2!
Tali 2 could never have done this crime. My grandson is innocent and a straight A student. Well, they don’t give grades at daycare…but if they did….he would be a straight A student.
I know he’s had his moments but he’s been going to anger management counseling and he’s been doing much better.
My baby is innocent.
I am DYYYYYYYYYYYING laughing at Al Shaprton. I think this should be tried as “fish”slaughter at the worst….. LOL
This crime has disturbed and shocked the entire toybox and little boy’s room community! SBSP (in eraser form) was taken against his will and plunged into the crime scene as a red herring(in keeping with the aquatic theme plus I couldn’t resist) As this case unfolds you see that Ke.yser S.oze, I mean Tali 2, is indeed guilty
Tali 2, I salute you and little Black boys EVERYWHERE that don’t know Jus.Tice. That don’t know PEACE. That don’t know FAIR TRIAL!
FREE TALI 2!
Again…I denounce and reject any statements made on my behalf by the Rev. Wright.
My great-grandmother is Asian and Black. My great-grandfather is South African and Indian. My other great-grandparents were sharecroppers from Mississippi. I am an American and represent the plight of all wrongly accused Americans.
Won’t you donate to my legal fees? This country needs change. We need to revamp the oppressive parents that give us pets even though we don’t realize they are real and can’t actually play with Spongebob.
Again, I sowwwwwy. You not opposed to touch a fish.
“Rev. Wright is holding a press conference to announce his speaking tour which will further carry his message against the oppressors of Tali 2. The press conference will start in Philly.”
Rev. Wright is gonna cost me this case! Somebody shut him up.
I’M DONE!!! OmG this was hilarious enough but the comments.. LAWD HELP ME..
Awh.. poor Tali 2 You not opposed to touch a fish
Damn spongebob eraser and a half a box of kleenex? LOL
Fish sucks as pets. In fact, I have killed plenty in my youth because they just don’t live very long, and it doesn’t help that they are easy to forget about, lol. I even had a fish as an adult that was given to me and he died the next day. I feed him and cleaned his water, and the fish still died on me. Therefore, Tali 2 should be exonerated because fishes are not durable pets.
How about a bird? lol I had one as a kid and mine was able to survive neglect and pure bird ignorance for a couple of years. I had a Budgie.
I bought some fish for my classroom and I didn’t know you couldn’t run regular tap water into the bowl. They lasted 3 days.
But back to Sunny…did you have a memorial service like the Cosby’s did? I know ya’ll remember that episode.
LOL! I’m waiting for the obituary!
And I’m standing next to T2, simply because I respect his cupcake gangsta. It was an accident!
OMG! Poor baby! Get him off on a technicality SIP!
No worries Erica B. I won’t SLEEP until he has been cleared of ALL CHARGES!
(Be back after I take a nap….)
This is an abomination of the subjugation and proliferation of said situation. I OBJECT!
Still. Laughing. I support the legal efforts of SIP.
ROFLMAO!!!! These comments are off the chain. I think I just caught a cramp in my side from laughing so hard.
And you know none of this would be complete without someone from BK trying to make a profit LOL.
http://aunaptural.blogspot.com/2008/06/no-justice-no-peace.html
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!. I’m dying here. I’m so sorry for the loss. I think an investigation needs to be launched. Every suspect has the right to an attorney and to present their case.
I’m glad that SIP is on the case for all shall be revealed in time.
R.I.P Sunny.
AWWWWWWWWWWWW…..Nineteen69, your posts kill me…I was soooo thinking something serious happened for a second…you totally predicted poor Sunny’s demise..tick tock lol..
Poor Lil Tali’s…
This is exactly why mine dont have pets. The youngest ‘fed’ the fishies…teh whole can..lol…
The photos are priceless…
Thankyou for this Sunday Funny!!
Too Cute!! It was bound to happen sooner or later.
Those fish never last, blame it on the genetics of the fish, lol!!
Aw they both look so upset!!! RIP Sunny. I will pour out some fish food the the homey Sunny. Q
I am *dead* at Jesse Jackson! LOL
This is too funny!
As Florida woulda said: DAYUM….DAYUM….DAUYM!!!
This post and the comments were absolutely hilarious! I hope he gets off.
That is too funny and sweet at the same time. My thoughts went to Lamont, the goldfish on the Cosby Show.
Free Tali 2!!!
I just finished watching the episode of Diff’rent Strokes when Arnold’s fish Abraham kicked the bucket…
RIP Sunny… off to the big toilet bowl in the sky
Whyyyyyy…whhyyyyy??? He was a good fiiiiiish. LMAO.
Seriously I think George Bush killed Sunny to distract us from the war and the economy. Q
Wow. Sixy, you took photos too?!? That’s blackmail material for when they are going through the gangsta teenage phase. LOL
KZ
This is HILARIOUS!!!
I’ve killed a many of fish in my day…and I came out JUST fine…lol
FREE TALI 2!!!!!
ROFL…this is hilarious!!! Poor babies, i think that Tali 2 should just get probabtion. He looks very, very, very sorry.
1969, you are HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
::dead::
“You’re not opposed to touch fish!!!” Hilarious!!! I would have to find a way to use my new favorite sentence… Lol!!!
That is too funny. Ever thought of writing a sitcom based on your life? It would be such a hit.
The Talis are the best!
And I am joining the revolution: FREE TALI 2!
(The comments are off the chain! Lol!)
I can recommend a good attorney for Tali 2.
No justice, no peace! Don’t let me call Rev. Al.
-After Hours
This is too funny …and the comments – hilarious….LMAO…..Good Stuff
FREE TALI 2!!!!
lmao @ “YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO KILL STUFF.”!!! hilarious!! what else does he kill & why on earth were you taking pictures of the kids’ pain!?!? and the dead fish! help her Lord!! hilarity all up in this post and the comments.
I deserve to be on the “Dream Team.” I have more experience. And Geraldine Ferraro wasn’t given a chance so I want to stand in the gap.
Pro, however, sends her ‘blub blub blub’ (read: respect).
I meant Marsha Clark…
OKAY….THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!!
Love your investigation and reporting…very thorough.
LOL
I can see it now. This is gonna be the season premiere of Law & Order!
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OH lawd, how did I miss this? Poor babies!
LMMFAO!!!! Indeed, the remorse is apparent. Hope the sentence reflects this.
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