Ain’t No Way

10 Mar

The Governor of New York has been linked to charges involving prostitution. I read the article and the one thing I was drawn to was this:

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Your girl, 1969 could never be a politician’s wife. Yeah….I said it…..NEVER. I wish I would turn on the news and learn that my husband is cheating and then hours later stand onstage playing the supportive wife. I am missing that gene for sure because it is genetically impossible.

Who are these women? Where do they find them? Remember D.ina Mc.Gree.vey?

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Uh huh…..you are busted for being an undercover ghey man in the press. You are the father of my children and my husband. You have just ruined our lives as a family, forced your kids to have to endure craziness in school and embarassed the crap out of me…..and then I am supposed to support you at the press conference as you announce your new lifestyle?

Let me tell you now…..I would be throwing my OWN press conference. I would let the press know in no uncertain terms that I am through with you. I am in the process of filing for divorce and the taxpayers can find you a hotel. In addition, all of the Governor/Mayor’s belongings will shortly be on available for sale on my lawn or on e.bay. I am not the one.

So Kudos to the political wives out there. Better you than me.

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Even though, somehow…… I really can’t see it going down quite that way with Mic.helle…Oba.ma……can you?

16 Responses to “Ain’t No Way”

  1. SIP March 10, 2008 at 9:27 pm #

    Humph. You allllllllllllllready know.

    TRUST.

  2. nineteen69 March 10, 2008 at 9:37 pm #

    I mean…this is hours after the announcement and she is standing here all supportive. Are you kidding me? LOL

    An hour? I would still be busy clearing out bank accounts, burning his clothes and keying up his car.

  3. NinaMM March 10, 2008 at 9:53 pm #

    You? I’d still be GREASING my face up with Vaseline, and lookin’ for my brass knuckles! :lol:

  4. MetroDad March 10, 2008 at 10:01 pm #

    On the plus side, it looks like NYC is getting our first African-American governor. About time!

  5. erica b. March 10, 2008 at 11:46 pm #

    I wonder how these men fix their mouths to tell their wives this kind of thing?? Michael and I were discussing this and he said I would find out just like the rest of the world by seeing his press conference for an undisclosed location. He said no way in the hell he would tell me that.

  6. Helene March 11, 2008 at 12:51 am #

    I agree with you. What are they thinking?…Except of course for Hillary Clinton – I’m pretty sure her Presidential ambitions kept her in the marriage and in the game…but the New Yorkers’ wife? Why? And l mean, look at him!!!

    Helene
    The Modern Woman’s Divorce Guide
    http://themodernwomansdivorceguide.com/blog

  7. Nineteen69 March 11, 2008 at 12:53 am #

    MetroDad…welcome! I am a huge fan of your blog. I feel so honored…LOL

    Erica B….that’s cause Michael is not crazy. He knows he would be safer with you offstage.

    I think they tell them with all of the aides and security detail present. :)

  8. Tiffany in Houston March 11, 2008 at 12:59 am #

    Those ears make that fool look like he’s about to take flight.

  9. SimplyB March 11, 2008 at 1:27 am #

    Isn’t it weird that they are all dressed alike???

    These stories make me so upset. I don’t even care about the whole gay/prostitute situations I hate that they ruined their families, their backbone!

  10. SimplyB March 11, 2008 at 1:29 am #

    Isn’t it weird that they are all dressed alike???

    These stories make me so upset. I don’t even care about the whole gay/prostitute situations I hate that they ruined their families, their backbone!

  11. Los Angelista March 11, 2008 at 5:31 am #

    Poor lady looked like she wanted to break down right there on stage. I mean, is she holding out for a $4 million dollar ring like Kobe’s wife?

    I let my husband know before we married that if there was ever any shadiness of any sortt, I’d make Angela Bassett in Waiting to Exhale look like Mother Teresa.

  12. Veronica March 11, 2008 at 10:14 am #

    Michelle is from where? The South Side of Chicago. There IS no question about what she would do because it ain’t gonna happen. Folks now NOT to eff with Michelle.

    Unless, of course, you want to be beat down with a shoe by a woman in a fly-ass tweed suit. And then, no one could really be mad at her.

  13. BK March 11, 2008 at 2:39 pm #

    NY will be getting its first African American governor.. who also happens to be legally blind..

    on another note.. I was shocked to know it happened right across from my workplace in the Umm.. yeah one of your locations Sixty.. the May..

    Now umm Michelle?? NAH.. I can’t see it happening.. He wouldn’t even get the chance to make an announcement LOL

  14. Amadeo March 11, 2008 at 3:04 pm #

    LMAO!

  15. Lianne March 11, 2008 at 4:49 pm #

    Yeah….I wouldn’t be there either. I don’t tolerate shadiness…not one bit.

  16. Anonymous March 13, 2008 at 8:04 pm #

    Whatever happened to “for better or for worse”?? Everyone on this message board seems to forget that when you take those vows you’re there for the good times and the bad times no matter what the public thinks of you

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