I am totally stealing this from the genius that is Wise.
Today I present my favorite White women.
Sophia. I love a smart talking, no shyt taking woman. Sophia is one sassy broad…what’s not to love?
Mrs. Butterworth. (She is white right?) I love her. No other syrup will do for my famous French Toast. She’s rich, sweet and creamy (no Michelle Rodriguez) and I love her!
You already know this is my girl. My icon. And she does it all while looking flawless and rocking the best costume with the high heeled boots and bracelets? C’mon.
Posh. Mrs. Beckham is my girl. Say what you want, she brings the glamour. She is over the top but still laughs at herself. I love the whole look. And hey, she’s married to one of my future baby daddies (Back up Roycee).
Now you know….when it comes to white people, we have stolen everything. We stole golf, stole the Preppy look (thanks Kanye and Pharelle), stole rock music…we are taking everything and making it our own. The last bastion of whiteness? Yes, B.arbie.
And slowly but surely….we are stealing that too. My favorite white woman has transformed herself into B.arbie…pink lipstick and all….no one does it better….
The Queen Bee…Lil Kim