**yawn** I really should have called out
Why did Delishus or whatever the hell her name is on Flavor of Love look like Michael Strahan from the NY Giants?
Where are all of the trash talking Eagles fans today?
Where the hell is Lincolnshire, IL and why will I be spending a week there on business next week?
Why do adults show up at kids’ birthday parties and then eat all of the pizza and cake? Poor kids.
Why did my son call 911 (cause he learned about it in school and wanted to dial something) and hang up and then have the nerve to be terrified when the cops showed up?
How come everytime I attempt to eat healthier, someone brings donuts in to the office?
Why is LOST the best show on tv and no one watches it?
Will I have a new job by Friday?
Is Dunkin Donuts better than Starbucks?
My baby can now say “Nose, mouth, fish, daddy, uh oh, up, down, outside” and still can’t say Mommy.
Am I the only one looking forward to the VH1 Hip Hop Honors show?
And why is Da Brat doing the tribute to MC Lyte?………LOL